[allinuff]

WTF lube? LUBE?!

You're not doing a senior citizen are you?

Geez learn to turn on the tap before the action. You don't need lube on a perfectly healthy woman unless you're doing the alternative channel (which is not advisable anyway).

Only Neanderthals skip foreplay.

[S1TL]

its called enjoying the process and ignoring the "side effects" xd

[spanker]

Olga, on 17 April 2010 - 12:45 PM, said:

allinuff, on 25 April 2010 - 11:36 AM, said:

WTF lube? LUBE?!

You're not doing a senior citizen are you?

Geez learn to turn on the tap before the action. You don't need lube on a perfectly healthy woman unless you're doing the alternative channel (which is not advisable anyway).

Only Neanderthals skip foreplay.

Since I seem to be the more experienced one when it comes to this topic, I explain.

Some women got plenty of love juice, some women got less love juice, and some women got love juice but dry very fast. And some women got plenty of lube, but it's inside the fruit itself.

For those with plenty of love juice, no need to explain lah, just enjoice.

For those with less love juice, have to do slow slow or use lube.

For those dry fast try one, must quickly insert, once inserted liao then the juice from the love fruit will lube the juicer.

For those with dry popiah but lots of juice in the fruit, need to use lube because if not when the juicer try to go into the fruit the branches will clamp up because it hurted

For those with dry popiah and dry fruit wan, better get a new bf, he sux0rs.

[Kal-el]

imitating acts and skills from porn movies advisable for newbies?

[Yuki Ijuin]

Highly recommended.. Try it out, ending up in hospital is a very awesome experience.

[spanker]

Kal-el, on 30 April 2010 - 06:07 PM, said:

imitating acts and skills from porn movies advisable for newbies?

Advise to the love n00bs (especially the guy) avoiding the eating part, because dumb noob sluts don't know how to blow, and a noob batang sure will hurted when the teeth making contact and no gooding after that.

edit: unless you has small batang la, then don't have to worry, easier for the slut to insert. kthxbye

This post has been edited by spanker: 30 April 2010 - 06:46 PM

[Kal-el]

so straight to the poking action?

[happy4ever]

how to increase pelvic strength so wont go tired easily when humping?

[greenie]

do it daily....then the muscles more powderful

[spanker]

Kal-el, on 30 April 2010 - 08:33 PM, said:

so straight to the poking action?

start with heavy petting to release lubrication first. For n00bs I also suggest using condom even if no STD, because first time sure cannot control where to pancut especially if the woman orgasm at the same time. If accident then it is the sadding liao. Or go buy Postinor 2 before project.

happy4ever, on 01 May 2010 - 10:23 AM, said:

how to increase pelvic strength so wont go tired easily when humping?

Pelvic strength is for women doing it missionary style with a sumo wrestler on top la. :x

You don't want to tire easily then you have to do Pilates + swimming (or any form of cardio). Have lots of Vitamin B complex to increase blood count if not your kuku cannot maintain erection. If got enough blood 60 minutes humping also can. But my record is like 35 minutes only :(

[firedauz]

So how does a penis taste like?

Forgive me, I've never give heads before.
Just wondering when I see women gave it up & down repeatedly, seems like they can't get enough @ enjoyed the taste of the MANhood :kissing:

[spanker]

Well... if you want to taste penis, very easy only. The question you want to ask is, what does a vagina taste like?

Answer: Depends on diet, if the girl eat a lot of preservative, it'll be smelly, eat a lot of beef, it'll be smelly. Eat lots of fruits, it tastes good. Rule of thumb, sniff for beef, fruit is good.


edit: oh ya, mutton also make it damn smelly.

This post has been edited by spanker: 04 May 2010 - 12:40 PM

[ah duck]

I think this is a very good site to learn about sex... enjoy :hehe:

[yousuckoffahorse]

firedauz, on 04 May 2010 - 12:25 AM, said:

So how does a penis taste like?

Forgive me, I've never give heads before.
Just wondering when I see women gave it up & down repeatedly, seems like they can't get enough @ enjoyed the taste of the MANhood :kissing:

I tasted both penises and vagina :D

[radiographer]

oi..siham really taste like siham..smell like wan too...
i usually skip licking siham...proceed to menjamu selera on nasi lemak..

[Delicious]

emo_cow, on 20 April 2010 - 03:04 AM, said:

what is the first step you usually do in having sex? Kissing? Touching?

foreplay :rolleyes:

[Kore]

Delicious, on 07 May 2010 - 10:54 PM, said:

foreplay :rolleyes:

Cosplay aren't bad either.

[joeyuen]

radiographer, on 07 May 2010 - 02:44 PM, said:

oi..siham really taste like siham..smell like wan too...
i usually skip licking siham...proceed to menjamu selera on nasi lemak..

siham wajib dijamu
dislurrp

[kikipiz]

:huh:

[westthen]

nice advise here...btw yea...natural lube is always the best...take some time for foreplay...its much more enjoyable...