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dumped my gf cuz she break my windscreen

#1 User is offline   bleed

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Posted 25 July 2010 - 02:39 PM

one fateful night...

we got into a fight, a stupid fight over food, if i remember correctly.
then dalam kereta she marah2 yg tahap kemarahan yg agak melampaui batas, tak kena dengan kesalahan. gile pompuan nie.
she kicked2 inside car mengamuk2
1st i was like takut2 with her la with the legs all wanna tendang2 me while im driving
i was liek "damn this bitch is fukken crazy mang... ini bnde kecik. if besar how??"
then i heard the crack. her foot is on the windscreen. n i see cracks. a big-ass crack. with a long one stretching to even the driver's side.
i straight diam...
then she like apologize... i wayang n show liek i forgive..

then after i hantar die balik tat nite, i send sms...

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"**, maafkan abang, tapi abang tak boleh truskan lagi hubungan ni. jangan tanya kenapa, ini keputusan muktamad abang. ape nak jadi lepas ni, jadi lah. ** nak keluar dengan siapa, nak buat whatever whenever with whomever, terserah. i dont fucking care and i dont want to know. goodbye".

then macam2 laa sms dapat, abang kejam la, kenape buat ** camni padahal ** cintakan abang sepenuh hati la ape lanjiao sume kluar lah. i tak balas. die bitch.
anyway, she broke my front windscreen. of my spanking new car. that i love so much. that i just tinted. for 4 days. PUKIMAK~!!!!! ingat murah ke. knnbccb.
takpe lah. i wanna dump her long ago anyway. thinking of settling down with another gf (mak aku da suruh kawin). she just gave me a reason to. at least she will feel bad n guilty, and feel that me dumping her is her fault, not mine. she just got me a way out unscathed without a guilty conscience. wahaha.

pic of cracked windscreen akan diupdate later.
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Posted 25 July 2010 - 02:43 PM

damn is she a 14 y o or what? u wayang her as in .......
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Posted 25 July 2010 - 02:45 PM

View PostmyVelouria, on 25 July 2010 - 02:43 PM, said:

damn is she a 14 y o or what? u wayang her as in .......

shes 23. wayang here means like tipu lahh... like acting onli.
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Posted 25 July 2010 - 02:50 PM

oh...shit 23 act like 14! good grief u got a reason to dump her. she must be regretting and crying till now
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Posted 25 July 2010 - 02:52 PM

tunjuk la gambar sket, i wan check her nenen big or not. best woo malay. nais.
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Posted 25 July 2010 - 02:52 PM

i kesian bang.
at least you know your windscreen is not bullet proof.
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Posted 25 July 2010 - 02:55 PM

View Postnenkupau, on 25 July 2010 - 02:52 PM, said:

tunjuk la gambar sket, i wan check her nenen big or not. best woo malay. nais.

tetek kecik je. aku da nyonyot da.
tapi xleh share pic cuz confidential.

View PostahJam, on 25 July 2010 - 02:52 PM, said:

i kesian bang.
at least you know your windscreen is not bullet proof.

i know dy... but i really dun need to see the example laa... demmit...
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Posted 25 July 2010 - 02:59 PM

this one tudung or tudungless one. senang only you nyontot. i tot virginity dem precious one for malays.
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Posted 25 July 2010 - 04:02 PM

omg u the 14 y.o gal

of cos she will crazy against u when u dump her! u did not resposibles!
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Posted 25 July 2010 - 05:11 PM

bro joe is very gentlemen to all ladies ....
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Posted 25 July 2010 - 05:26 PM

View PostmyVelouria, on 25 July 2010 - 05:11 PM, said:

bro joe is very gentlemen to all ladies ....

i will the any lady
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Posted 25 July 2010 - 07:14 PM

Why so easy crack? Protong car? :problem:
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Posted 25 July 2010 - 11:50 PM

nyonyot bang jangan tak nyonyot!!
btw, bila nak lepak KL?
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Posted 25 July 2010 - 11:58 PM

wow...so ganasssss...BTW sudah dapat ka belum....good for u then...itu belum kawin lagi...klu sudah kawin....abis terbang sume pinggan temasuk keto ko skali...
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 06:39 AM

nenkupau : all my gf got tudung lah. no tudung i no rike make gf. fucuk2 onli can. gf kenot.

vey : i dump her AFTER my windscreen pecah. we gaduh bekuz of food i think.

lynx : satria neo onli. cheapest decent 2-door hatch i can afford.

suicideroach : aku mmg ade je kat kl nie... nak lepak mane? roger aje.

myee : 2nd base onli. tak sempat bawak check in, her schedule too busy. nurse la katakan... n i can say i dun really liek wat i see. tetek macamtakada. nipple saja panjang than usual. so nyonyot sedap but ramas.. tak best. kawin??? not with her lah definitely. good fun for a short time but not all d time.

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Posted 26 July 2010 - 10:50 AM

that one crazy wimminz you got there..imagine she act like that at midvalley food court infront thousand of people..i rather shoot myself
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 10:53 AM

if u kongkek her already not bad la. can cover cost of windscreen.
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 10:55 AM

dashat sampai pecah tingkap2 :unsure:
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 10:56 AM

wah! how she sit inside ur car? both legs put on the windscreen there while u driving?
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Posted 26 July 2010 - 11:13 AM

hhh : ish kalo die wat gitu memang tak kenal terus la. fffffuuuUU~

chyu : no kongkek yet la. nyonyot onli. tapi ok lo. i got to leave her w/out guilty conscience.

rembow : mmg dashat

bernard : how? i also dunno. she marah2 all position can sit. masa tak marah... other position also can. :problem:

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