[twhg]

good stuff lol

[SassySet]

twhg, on 02 May 2010 - 03:55 PM, said:

good stuff lol

where's my +1?

[emo_cow]

101. You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.

[MemPhiZ ZX]

good job. :thumbs: :thumbs:

[buntutman]

tis is good shit ..... thx for sharing

[noir7559]

102. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
103. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
104. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
105. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
106. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
107. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

[SassySet]

noir7559, on 06 May 2010 - 10:59 AM, said:

102. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
103. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
104. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
105. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
106. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
107. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

naise :giggle:

[Pepper]

108. it's best to talk cock then to talk nonsense that nobody understand at all
109. care a little bit, then punch it in the face, that would make practically anyone to actually use their brain and think.
110. if they dont understand after you had tried your best to explain, love it, let them be.
111. there's two type of woman in the world, a big woman and a small woman; everyone sees the big women everywhere, but finding the small one is hard as love.
112. those who find the small woman, he is indeed very lucky if she's in his bed.
113. to have a group of close friends that understand you is better than having a clique.
114. the ears are to listens, not to see.
115. you want to be rich, you have a brain, use it.
116. she puts you in the friend zone, you put her in the rape zone.
117. there's a big differences between The Emperor and The General eventho both of them controls a lot of people.
118. Speaks in metaphors and use it wisely; those who can't, then good luck

[buntutman]

really awesome stuffs

[noir7559]

119. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
120. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
121. Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
122. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable
123. If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
124. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
125. You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?
126. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
127. He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
128. Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
129. Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

[SassySet]

i see redundancy, but good stuff is good
+1 to both of you :giggle:

[andcorps]

like this stuff...at least sumthing to cheer me up..

[Sifha238]

+ 1 for you :thumbs:

[jinkinz]

i read all.100 of them.

[tyssxp]

Haha added to collection for future reference :P

[Rexus]

LOL at 21

[Kaoshi]

ok

[zomglol]

32 I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

its true mang :hehe:

[magez]

really good stuff thanks :D